Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories: Sauce Boy

Mild-mannered family man Gary Royce has an...unconventional addiction. Mobster Bobby Bologna has a cure for his problem, but it comes at the price of Gary having to serve the mob as their Sauce Boy, in exchange for receiving the cure for his addiction, a "juice" which must be administered orally several times daily. Gary's duties as Sauce Boy include picking up po'boy sandwiches and dry cleaning for the mobsters, sweeping the bird-durd off the stoop of their social club, and preparing a meatless Italian red sauce (likely a sugo rather than a marinara) each day. Gary's...